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BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER: NO.

1 HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE - MORE COMFORT, SAFE & EASY SEATED DRAW

This holster offers unparalleled comfort and versatility, perfect for any position and pain-free concealment. Ideal for everyday carry, especially for seniors and those with a fuller figure.


💖 Maximum comfort for all-day wear, great for the elderly and plus-sized.


👨 Say goodbye to discomfort and pinching.


🧍‍♂️ Supports back and spine by evenly distributing weight.


👨 Boosts situational awareness.


🤝 Ambidextrous design for easy left or right-hand switching.


✨ Supports 99% of modern semi-auto pistols without added bulk.


🚗 Effortless seated draw, ranked No.1 in America.


Ideal for those who value comfort, safety, and accessibility.

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"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."

Shipping Detail

We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST


Shipping is free worldwide.


United States: Shipping takes 5-12 business days (usually much less).

Non-US countries: 8-14 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.


All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

Freeshipping is available for 1+more-than-1-product orders.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Baldman holster. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.


One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.


That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

THE LAST HOLSTER YOU'LL EVER BUY! WE GUARANTEE IT.

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BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER: NO.

1 HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE - MORE COMFORT, SAFE & EASY SEATED DRAW

This holster offers unparalleled comfort and versatility, perfect for any position and pain-free concealment. Ideal for everyday carry, especially for seniors and those with a fuller figure.


💖 Maximum comfort for all-day wear, great for the elderly and plus-sized.


👨 Say goodbye to discomfort and pinching.


🧍‍♂️ Supports back and spine by evenly distributing weight.


👨 Boosts situational awareness.


🤝 Ambidextrous design for easy left or right-hand switching.


✨ Supports 99% of modern semi-auto pistols without added bulk.


🚗 Effortless seated draw, ranked No.1 in America.


Ideal for those who value comfort, safety, and accessibility.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."

Shipping Detail

We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST


Shipping is free worldwide.


United States: Shipping takes 5-12 business days (usually much less).

Non-US countries: 8-14 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.


All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

Freeshipping is available for 1+more-than-1-product orders.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Baldman holster. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.


One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.


That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

THE LAST HOLSTER YOU'LL EVER BUY! WE GUARANTEE IT.

AS SEEN IN:

Rated 4.8/5 By 18,736+ Happy Customers

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PERFECT HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE?

Seeking a holster that works with your body, not against it? The Baldman Shoulder Holster is designed with larger bodies in mind. Say goodbye to paddle and belt holsters that squeeze under the belly, cause discomfort, and even print due to larger body sizes.


The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers perfect concealment without sacrificing comfort. It sits firmly and comfortably, allowing you to carry all day without any inconvenience. Plus, its invisible, odor-resistant, and skin-friendly materials enhance your carrying experience.


Designed for seated draws, this holster is ideal for office or car use. It's out of the way yet accessible, proving a functional companion for heavy handguns. By distributing the weight over a larger body area, it outperforms hip-mounted holsters.


Worried about right or left-hand orientation? Worry no more. The Baldman Shoulder Holster is ambidextrous, catering to all users. And on a lighter note, channel your inner Prohibition-era gangster or contract assassin for Halloween!

👉 REVEAL OFFER

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PERFECT FOR SUMMER: STAY COOL AND COMFORTABLE

Summer brings its own set of challenges for concealed carry holders - the heat, humidity, and lighter clothing can make it difficult to comfortably carry and effectively conceal a firearm. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers a solution to these issues.


Firstly, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is made from breathable, lightweight material that won't contribute to excess heat or sweating. It's designed to stay comfortable even during the hottest days, letting your skin breathe while maintaining a secure hold on your firearm.


Secondly, summer clothing tends to be lighter and less concealing, which can make it hard to carry without printing. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers superior concealment, even under a light summer jacket or open shirt. By positioning the firearm under the arm, it remains hidden and ready for access when you need it.


Lastly, summer activities often involve a lot of movement - from outdoor adventures to backyard barbecues. The Baldman Shoulder Holster stays secure and doesn't restrict your mobility, making it a practical choice for an active summer lifestyle.

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PERFECT FOR SUMMER: STAY COOL WITHOUT COMPROMISING ON CONCEALMENT

Summer brings a unique set of challenges for those who carry concealed—dealing with the heat, managing sweat, and wearing lighter clothes can make it tricky to carry comfortably and access your firearm quickly. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers a seamless solution for summer conditions.


Firstly, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is made from lightweight, breathable materials that minimize heat retention, ensuring you stay cool while carrying. It's designed to work effortlessly with your summer wardrobe, including T-shirts and light jackets, keeping your firearm concealed yet easily accessible.


Secondly, summer attire is typically less bulky than winter clothing, which might seem like a challenge for concealment. However, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is tailored for optimal concealment under light layers. Its underarm positioning allows for quick and unobstructed access to your firearm, ensuring you can draw effortlessly without the need to navigate through heavy clothing.


Lastly, summer activities—from beach outings to outdoor festivals—demand mobility and comfort. The Baldman Shoulder Holster ensures that your firearm stays securely in place without restricting your movement, making it the perfect companion for an active summer lifestyle.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

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WEIGHT DISTRIBUTING: GOOD FOR YOUR GESTURE

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

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A HOLSTER MADE FOR THE ROAD AND LARGER BODIES

Why is the Baldman Shoulder Holster the top pick for drivers and those with larger bodies? It's simple - it solves three major issues that come with hip holsters.


First, there's the matter of drawing while seated. Traditional hip holsters tuck the firearm between your body and your pants, complicating access, especially in a vehicle. The seatbelt further obstructs the draw. With the Baldman Holster, your firearm is comfortably positioned under your armpit for easy, unobstructed access.


Then, there's "situation awareness." Many firearm instructors stress its importance, particularly in emergencies. The natural, smooth draw from the Baldman Holster - akin to crossing your arm over your chest - attracts less attention than a hip draw, enhancing your discretion.


Lastly, "printing," or the visible outline of a concealed firearm, can be an issue with inside-the-waistband (IWB) holsters. You may need to wear larger size pants to ensure concealment, which isn't always practical. The Baldman Shoulder Holster eliminates this concern. Simply throw on a jacket, and your firearm is out of sight.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.

Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.


Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.


Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.


Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.

Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.


Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.


Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.


Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!


Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.


The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.


But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.


For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."

👉 REVEAL OFFER

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"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!


Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.


The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.


But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.


For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."

👉 REVEAL OFFER

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""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.


First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.


On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."


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""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.


First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.


On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."


👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.


First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.


On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."


👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

Rated 4.8/5 By 18,736+ Happy Customers

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PERFECT HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE?

Seeking a holster that works with your body, not against it? The Baldman Shoulder Holster is designed with larger bodies in mind. Say goodbye to paddle and belt holsters that squeeze under the belly, cause discomfort, and even print due to larger body sizes.


The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers perfect concealment without sacrificing comfort. It sits firmly and comfortably, allowing you to carry all day without any inconvenience. Plus, its invisible, odor-resistant, and skin-friendly materials enhance your carrying experience.


Designed for seated draws, this holster is ideal for office or car use. It's out of the way yet accessible, proving a functional companion for heavy handguns. By distributing the weight over a larger body area, it outperforms hip-mounted holsters.


Worried about right or left-hand orientation? Worry no more. The Baldman Shoulder Holster is ambidextrous, catering to all users. And on a lighter note, channel your inner Prohibition-era gangster or contract assassin for Halloween!

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

PERFECT FOR SUMMER: STAY COOL WITHOUT COMPROMISING ON CONCEALMENT

Summer brings a unique set of challenges for those who carry concealed—dealing with the heat, managing sweat, and wearing lighter clothes can make it tricky to carry comfortably and access your firearm quickly. The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers a seamless solution for summer conditions.


Firstly, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is made from lightweight, breathable materials that minimize heat retention, ensuring you stay cool while carrying. It's designed to work effortlessly with your summer wardrobe, including T-shirts and light jackets, keeping your firearm concealed yet easily accessible.


Secondly, summer attire is typically less bulky than winter clothing, which might seem like a challenge for concealment. However, the Baldman Shoulder Holster is tailored for optimal concealment under light layers. Its underarm positioning allows for quick and unobstructed access to your firearm, ensuring you can draw effortlessly without the need to navigate through heavy clothing.


Lastly, summer activities—from beach outings to outdoor festivals—demand mobility and comfort. The Baldman Shoulder Holster ensures that your firearm stays securely in place without restricting your movement, making it the perfect companion for an active summer lifestyle.


👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

WEIGHT DISTRIBUTING: GOOD FOR YOUR GESTURE

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

A HOLSTER MADE FOR THE ROAD AND LARGER BODIES

Why is the Baldman Shoulder Holster the top pick for drivers and those with larger bodies? It's simple - it solves three major issues that come with hip holsters.


First, there's the matter of drawing while seated. Traditional hip holsters tuck the firearm between your body and your pants, complicating access, especially in a vehicle. The seatbelt further obstructs the draw. With the Baldman Holster, your firearm is comfortably positioned under your armpit for easy, unobstructed access.


Then, there's "situation awareness." Many firearm instructors stress its importance, particularly in emergencies. The natural, smooth draw from the Baldman Holster - akin to crossing your arm over your chest - attracts less attention than a hip draw, enhancing your discretion.


Lastly, "printing," or the visible outline of a concealed firearm, can be an issue with inside-the-waistband (IWB) holsters. You may need to wear larger size pants to ensure concealment, which isn't always practical. The Baldman Shoulder Holster eliminates this concern. Simply throw on a jacket, and your firearm is out of sight.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.

Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.


Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.


Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.


Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

WHY PROFESSIONALS CHOOSE THE BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

When concealed carry matters most, professionals—from seasoned police officers to military veterans—turn to Baldman Holster. Here’s the research to prove it:


In a study of 10,000 veterans and police officers, 98% said they enjoy wearing Baldman Holster and plan to continue using it. Comfort, practicality, and intuitive design stand out.


Also, 95% of participants said they would buy at least one or two more Baldman Holsters for family and friends. Trust is the underlying factor here; these professionals want the same quality for their loved ones that they demand for themselves.


Health matters. 90% of participants reported significant health improvements since switching to the Baldman Holster. No more back pain or posture problems, and goodbye to sweat and odor issues.


Baldman Holster isn't just a product; it's a solution that thousands of professionals trust and rely on. Carry with the comfort, safety, and confidence that our nation’s finest do.

Get your Baldman Shoulder Holster today.

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!


Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.


The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.


But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.


For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."

👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.


First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.


On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."


👉 REVEAL OFFER NOW

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

WHY PROFESSIONALS CHOOSE THE BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

When concealed carry matters most, professionals—from seasoned police officers to military veterans—turn to Baldman Holster. Here’s the research to prove it:


In a study of 10,000 veterans and police officers, 98% said they enjoy wearing Baldman Holster and plan to continue using it. Comfort, practicality, and intuitive design stand out.


Also, 95% of participants said they would buy at least one or two more Baldman Holsters for family and friends. Trust is the underlying factor here; these professionals want the same quality for their loved ones that they demand for themselves.


Health matters. 90% of participants reported significant health improvements since switching to the Baldman Holster. No more back pain or posture problems, and goodbye to sweat and odor issues.


Baldman Holster isn't just a product; it's a solution that thousands of professionals trust and rely on. Carry with the comfort, safety, and confidence that our nation’s finest do.

Get your Baldman Shoulder Holster today.

👉 REVEAL OFFER

Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

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Baldman Holster is their best holster ever

Sam T.

""First off, the holster is made from very comfortable and strong nylon which is a huge plus for me. In addition I'm very pleased that it could hold both my Beretta PX4 subcompact, and my Ruger LCP just fine (the Ruger needs to be fastened down a bit more). Another very useful feature the Baldman Shoulder Holster has is the straps at the bottom that'll loop to belt loops. This is welcoming especially because if one wears heavy garments or layers of clothes (such as I do in the winter months), your gear won't get lost in a sea of clothes.""

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Michel A.

" - Has great range for size adjustment and can go very large. I’m over 6 foot and 280 still had room if need. - Velcro on bottom straps attached to belt or cummerbund and will FIT IN MOLLE SLOTS - Both straps have an elastic connection that keeps the whole setup in place but let’s you move as needed. - The actual pistol holster itself has a 2 button system and the system itself is on Velcro and the Velcro can be moved to fit almost ANY PISTOL and literally in any position since the Velcro pad is so huge that it attaches too. The best underarm I have used mainly because the Velcro can be positioned to fit any of my guns and The elastic is now a must for me, I could move in my leather one freely at all."

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James B.

"Comfortable and easy to put on. Since I’m left handed, I was able to easily convert for left hand Use. My glock 19 is a snug fit. I normally don’t use the Velcro over the handle since its snug enough to hold. I also use it for my Taurus if I want to carry something smaller. Very comfortable to wear and the price is great! I don’t us the traps to my belt as everything stays in place when wearing a jacket or vest which I normally wear anyway."

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Developed And Endorsed By Professionals

In the "Holster Comfort Assessment Study" led by Dr. James Powell, a renowned military physician specializing in ergonomics from Uniformed Services University.


Baldman holster has not only been tested by us and in-house but it has also been sent out to dozens of Chiropractors and Veterans to try out themselves and on clients that had the most severe back issues.


It has been recommended by the majority of professionals as one of the most effective and fastest ways to get pain relief while concealed carry.

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At Dinosaurized, we are committed to providing you with top-quality holsters that meet and exceed your expectations. We guarantee the craftsmanship and functionality of our products.


If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply reach out to our customer support team within 120 days and we'll make it right. Our guarantee covers any defects in materials or workmanship.


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Ready to Order, but Have Questions?

We got you covered.

Will this work for my revolver?

Yes it will, this is not a Kydex, it's super adjustable.

Do i need a belt? how does it connect around the waist?

NO! You don't need a belt, just belt loops.

Will my magazines fit in the pouch?

Yes, all magazines for all semi-automatics will fit. The mag pouch is height adjustable.

Does this holster work with slide-mounted optics (Red dots, etc)?

Yes it will. Will fit easy.

Everyone Loves Baldman holster

4.8 | Based on 18,736 reviews

Kevin Johnson

"Fits good and snug holds all my pistols and very good for concealing or open carry" -Kerry Dudley, Austin, Texas

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Mike Thompson

"I've tried 5 different holster systems for running and this is the best by far. Sweat and leather do not mix but nylon is no problem. Its flexibility makes it very comfortable. The best part is the "belt loops", you don't need to wear a belt. You just grab the loop with your support hand and the resistance is perfect when removing your ccw. After practicing ten or so times it quickly burns into muscle memory and I can remove from this holster faster than lifting up a shirt as required for iwb/owb holsters. When using it for running it's best if you can come close to the weight of your ccw with a couple of loaded mags, rolls of quarters, or whatever weighted items you can come up with to balance both sides. The whole holster conceals nicely with even a paper thin, loose wind breaker."


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Henry Williams

"A very comfortable and well designed holster.One of the best I have used.A must buy for operational individuals"


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